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Joke of the Day

"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."

"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"Seems hypocritcal that we allow women who could be on there period at any given time on TV,but we make fun of a man 4 a fart, goes both ways"

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue."

"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."