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Joke of the Day
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
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"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"
"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry."
"If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?"
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."
"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"
"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."
"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"