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Joke of the Day
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
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"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"ADHD is ADD in high definition."
"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."
"Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage."
"Ducks are the best animals to tell jokes. They always quack me up"
"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"