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Joke of the Day

"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"

"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"

"I always hoped my kids wouldn't have to suffer the same things I had to. Then Michael Bolton comes back...."

"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."

"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"

"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"

"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."

"[Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*"

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony... It was ironic because I was sitting on a park bench."