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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
"Don't date a soccer player... There's only a 1/11 chance they're a keeper."
"Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species. I left there full of egret."
"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"
"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""
"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."
"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."