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Joke of the Day

"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."

"I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison."

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"

"How does a pedophile have a threesome without getting caught? By having sex with a pregnant woman."

"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"