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Joke of the Day
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
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"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"
"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."