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Joke of the Day

"Sales clerk: That handbag is very pleasing to the eye. Customer: Really? I don't like it. Giant Disembodied Eye: YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY IT"

"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."

"Why do fencers love Reddit? Because of all the *ripostes*"

"Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow"

"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ... ""Stop shaking the fucking ladder you little cunt!"""

"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."

"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube"