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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."
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"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"I saw two blokes having a fight... I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife!"" You should have seen how fucking fast they both ran off."
"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."
"I want to believe Pistorius...... ... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on"
"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""
"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."
"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? They're old, promise you free shit and are red!"
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"