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Joke of the Day

"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."

"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !"

"Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it."

"Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats."

"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""

"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."

"Psychologists say that the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. It's the taking part that counts."

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"