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Joke of the Day

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"

"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."

"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."

"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."

"Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw? They found him aPEELing."

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"My friends' girlfriend gets diagnosed with cancer.. He proposed to her on the spot. See ladies, it's not that men can't be spontaneous and romantic, we just don't like long term commitment"

"If you're Russian when you're going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you get out, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European!"

"speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American"