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Joke of the Day

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

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"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."
"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."
"I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.-Women"
"I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?"
"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."
"Hate being fat. Love eating food."