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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
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"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."
"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."
"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? When She fits in your wife's clothes."
"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"
"I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on. Then I dropped it onto her nose. She's awake now."
"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"
"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"
"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."