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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a joke about black people but it's not gonna work"
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"CIVIL WAR SPOILER: A lot of people in the South still don't know they lost."
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."
"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"
"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream."