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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"

"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card."

"What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!"

"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."

"My paper rips a lot It's tearrible paper."

"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."