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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."

"Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious"

"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."

"Couldn't get into the library the other day... ... it was fully booked."

"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."

"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"

"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"