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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."

"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."

"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"

"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""

"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."

"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"

"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"