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Joke of the Day
"What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream."
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"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"
"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."
"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."
"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."
"Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!"