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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
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"[date] HER: Any hobbies? ME: I collect old comics HER: Oh! Like 1st editions? ME: [flashback to Billy Crystal tied up in basement] Sure"
"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"
"I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough."
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"
"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."
"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"
"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."