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Joke of the Day

"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"

"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."

"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."

"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""