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Joke of the Day

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"

"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."

"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."

"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."

"Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious"

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"

"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"

"Russia doesn't have a online TV streaming service. It's called Nyet-Flix."

"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."

"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"