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Joke of the Day

"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."

"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"

"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"

"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."

"To get to the other side"

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."