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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."
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"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan."
"I farted in front of my Jewish friend... He glared at me. I said, ""What? A little gas never killed anyone !"""
"Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change."
"Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia."
"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"