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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"
"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"
"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"
"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."
"Me: I'm gonna make a salad Her: I think the lettuce went bad [opens fridge] [lettuce flicks a cigarette, hops out & pulls a switch blade]"
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"
"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"