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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"What is 168? Dinner for 4."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
"My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn't pay my bill, he gave me another six months."
"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"
"I always enjoy sharing old memories with the @sshole from my old high school... while he is ringing up my groceries."
"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"
"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."
"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"