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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"
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"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"This morning I called work and told them I came down sick with Anal Glaucoma. And I couldn't see my ass making it in to work today."
"What's the most dishonest creature in the sea? The Lionfish."
"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"
"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !"
"I listen to your prayers, but only to correct their grammar."
"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""