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Joke of the Day
"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
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"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""Hey! You know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies: ""ARRR it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"GF looking at lines in carpet: Aww, you vacuumed for me? Me: *flashback to me rollerblading in the living room* Sure did, babe."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."
"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."
"I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes."
"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"
"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"