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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a Mobius stripper... ...I broke up with her when I found out that she would never stop."

"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? anUDDER failure."

"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"

"Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow."

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."