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Joke of the Day

"Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"

"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."

"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."

"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"

"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."

"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."