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Joke of the Day
"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."
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"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house."
"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."
"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw... MEEEOOOW!"
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."
"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."