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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."
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"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"
"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."
"My clearest memory of high school is my friend asking me if I brought gym clothes and me asking, ""Who the fuck is Jim?"""
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"
"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."