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Joke of the Day
"Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
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"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."
"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""
"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"
"What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly."
"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"
"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"
"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."