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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"
"Please don't tell 9/11 jokes today they're just plane wrong."
"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"
"At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration"
"Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up."
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
"I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish."
"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"