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Joke of the Day
"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"
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"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping"
"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"
"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"
"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"