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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."

"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"

"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"I wanted to make a chemistry joke... But I'm too basic."

"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"

"I found a butterfly without wings... So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned."

"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them ""What's that?"", I replied, ""Dracula's retarded brother?"""