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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."

"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."

"What does a cow say in the winter? I'm udderly freezing!"

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."

"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."

"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"

"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."

"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."