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Joke of the Day

"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""

"Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!"

"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."

"Our welcome mat is missing its L. I'd leave it that way but I'm afraid it'll look like we're bragging."

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"

"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""