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Joke of the Day

"Our welcome mat is missing its L. I'd leave it that way but I'm afraid it'll look like we're bragging."

"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."

"What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders? RubiCon."

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."

"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."

"What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? ""The Baconator"""

"How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."