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Joke of the Day

"Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!"

"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."

"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"If you surround yourself with people who are full of drama, don't bitch if a shitstorm is always blowing through your life."

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"How's the elevator business? It has it's ups and downs."

"What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off"

"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"

"Why do tweekers do it doggie style? Son they can both look out the window."