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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."

"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"

"Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat."

"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."

"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"

"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"