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Joke of the Day
"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."
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"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."
"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"
"you miss 100% of shots you don't take"
"We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime."
"""What are you doing today?"" ""Nothing."" ""That's what you did yesterday."" ""I'm not done yet."""
"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."
"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."