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Joke of the Day

"Just spent an hour attempting to explain to my 3 year the difference between Baltimore and Voldemort."

"Where is the lift? American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language."

"I got the book ""Front Page of the Internet for Dummies"" from a friend... But I need to take it back, because I already reddit."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"I hate being bipolar... It's great!"

"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."

"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."

"TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is for sleeping on."