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Joke of the Day

"you miss 100% of shots you don't take"

"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."

"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."

"What's the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!"

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""

"Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven Straight Into Hell?"

"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"

"How do you recycle a condom? NSFW Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"