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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""

"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."

"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."

"I think Helen Keller said it best when she said. ."

"What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? A M-80."

"I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"

"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"

"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."