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Joke of the Day

"We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime."

"TFW you wake up and Trump is elected president Going back to sleep now."

"How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they arrest the room because it's black."

"I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose."

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"

"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"

"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."

"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"

"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."