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Joke of the Day
"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."
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"She told me to stop singing wonderwall I said ""stop stealing other users post for karma you karma-whoring piece of shit."""
"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."
"[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!"
"He's an owl with an attitude. She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!"
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"
"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."
"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."
"There is never an excuse to use a contract killer Always pay-as-you-go."