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Joke of the Day

"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."

"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"

"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"

"BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two. I went from 0 to 2. I went absolutely nowhere."

"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"White lies are fine. Don't tell a black lie though. Black lies matter."

"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"

"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."