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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."

"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."

"Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings."

"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"

"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Why were the police at the day care? Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest."

"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."

"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"

"Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid."

"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."