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Joke of the Day

"I found a wallet today, and as a practicing Christian, I asked myself ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine."

"I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people"

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."

"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."

"I don't even bother filling out the ""From"" field on gift tags during Xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious."

"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."

"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."