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Joke of the Day
"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."
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"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels."
"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."
"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."
"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"
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"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."