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Joke of the Day

"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"A year on twitter... I remember when all this was fields."

"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"

"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from."

"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."

"Is an inactivist a thing? Because I think I am that."

"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."