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Joke of the Day
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
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"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."
"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."
"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"
"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."
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"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"
"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"