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"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat."
"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."
"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."
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"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"