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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."
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"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."
"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a ""beef?"""
"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."
"My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes"
"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"
"A cat and a rooster sat by a lake... Suddenly, the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story : When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock."
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."